for W3c validation

My buddy and I just drove from San Francisco to Fresno yesterday and then back today. The event? The Fresno County Fair, and seeing my friend’s wife’s family. Anyway, we brainstormed a few idea for sweet tshirts and wooden engravings on the car after we saw a t-shirt at the fair titled “This is my drinking shirt. I wear it everyday”. Here are a few of our ideas:

T-shirts:

• Drink. Sit. Drink Some More.
• Old English Monday = Heaven
• The 20’s = Drunken Wasteland
• The Perfect Cocktail? Vodka + Vodka = Blackout

Engravings (for a door):

• Drinking is kinda my thing
• Beer makes this house a home
• Got booze? If no, leave now

What tshirt or engraving slogans would you like to own?